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What is M R Ducks joke?
Person 1: M R Ducks. Person 2: M R Not. Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs? Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks!
Person 1: M R Ducks.
See lessPerson 2: M R Not.
Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs?
Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks!
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
Chicken sees-a-salad.
Chicken sees-a-salad.
See lessWhy can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.
Because they’re always a little short.
See lessWhy shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because, it's pointless.
Because, it’s pointless.
See lessWhat did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
Wasa-b!
See lessDid you hear about new drug developed for lesbians with depression?
Trycoxagain.
Trycoxagain.
See lessWhy did the president put vegetables in his blender?
So he could create whirled peas!
So he could create whirled peas!
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