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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?
Little Caesar's (little scissors).
Little Caesar’s (little scissors).
See lessWhy did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Because he was dead.
See lessHave you ever smelled moth balls?
"How did you get their little legs apart?"
“How did you get their little legs apart?”
See lessWhat do you call a magical dog?
A Labracadabrador.
A Labracadabrador.
See lessWhat does a deaf gynecologist do?
They read lips.
They read lips.
See lessDid you hear that Sting got kidnapped?
The Police still have no lead.
The Police still have no lead.
See lessWhat does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
Yellow.
Yellow.
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