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What’s the difference between being hungry and h*rny?
Where you put the cucumber.
Where you put the cucumber.
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Because there was no point to it.
Because there was no point to it.
See lessWhat is it called when you put a cow in an elevator?
Raising the steaks!
Raising the steaks!
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So the other one could drive.
So the other one could drive.
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A submarine.
A submarine.
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It takes its cloves off.
It takes its cloves off.
See lessWhy do birds fly in a V?
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
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