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What does garlic do when it gets hot?
It takes its cloves off.
It takes its cloves off.
See lessWhy do birds fly in a V?
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
See lessWhat do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
See lessWhat is your best Impasta Joke?
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you call a fake noodle?
See lessAn impasta!
What is your best Interrupting Cow joke?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh... Moo!
Knock, knock.
See lessWho’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh…
Moo!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
Pointless.
Pointless.
See lessWhat is the Two Tampons Joke?
2 tampons are walking past each other, which one says "hi", first. Neither, they're both stuck up c*nts.
2 tampons are walking past each other, which one says “hi”, first.
See lessNeither, they’re both stuck up c*nts.