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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where’s my tractor?!?"
“Where’s my tractor?!?”
See lessWhat did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.
An udder failure.
See lessWhy did the cow hate the farmer?
The farmer had no regard for the feeling of udders.
The farmer had no regard for the feeling of udders.
See lessWhy do lesbians not need a dishwasher?
They don’t dirty dishes, they prefer to eat out instead.
They don’t dirty dishes, they prefer to eat out instead.
See lessHow do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?
Give her a shovel.
Give her a shovel.
See lessWho created the first diswasher?
God, and her name was Eve.
God, and her name was Eve.
See lessWhat's the difference between a woman and a dishwasher?
I know how to turn on a dishwasher.
I know how to turn on a dishwasher.
See lessWhat kind of amphibian loves to tell jokes?
A sillymander.
A sillymander.
See lessWhat is the 'Does your face hurt?' joke?
My dad looked at me and asked, "Does your face hurt?" "Because it's killing me."
My dad looked at me and asked, “Does your face hurt?”
See less“Because it’s killing me.”
What fruit do twins love?
A pear.
A pear.
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