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Why is the Alphabet shorter at Christmas time?
Because the Christmas alphabet has no "L."
Because the Christmas alphabet has no “L.”
See lessWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve."
“It’s Christmas, Eve.”
See lessWhat do you call an Elf that sings?
A wrapper!
A wrapper!
See lessWhat do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments.
Horn-aments.
See lessWhat kind of pictures do Christmas elves take most?
ELFies.
ELFies.
See lessWhat's red, white and blue at Christmas?
A sad candy cane!
A sad candy cane!
See lessWhy do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?
Because she sleighs it every single time.
Because she sleighs it every single time.
See lessWhat is an elf's favorite kind of music?
Wrap.
Wrap.
See lessWhat do grapes sing at Christmas?
‘Tis the season to be jelly.
‘Tis the season to be jelly.
See lessWhat did one Christmas tree say to the other?
"You've got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that."
“You’ve got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that.”
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