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What is the Kelsey Cook Cat Joke?
"My childhood cat Callie died and I texted my friend Jenna the news of Callie's death but what I didn't realize was that Autocorrect changed the name 'Callie' into Kelley which is the name of our best friend. Since I didn't realize the name had changed, this is the text conversation we had Kelsey: HRead more
“My childhood cat Callie died and I texted my friend Jenna the news of Callie’s death but what I didn’t realize was that Autocorrect changed the name ‘Callie’ into Kelley which is the name of our best friend.
See lessSince I didn’t realize the name had changed, this is the text conversation we had
Kelsey: Hey Jenna, I’ve got some sad news, Kelley’s dead.
Jenna: (trembling)What??? What happened?
Kelsey: She got hit by a car.
Jenna: (crying) Oh My God! Did you call an ambulance?
Kelsey: I already buried her.
Jenna: You buried her? Where?
Kelsey: In my backyard.
Jenna: Wow Kels! I don’t know if that was the right thing to do!”
Did you hear about the man who filled his inflatable girlfriend up with helium?
And now she's playing hard to get!
And now she’s playing hard to get!
See lessWhat does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Frosted Flakes.
See lessWhat are your best Suella Braverman jokes?
Did you hear that Braverman replaced with Lesserman? God forbid you try and defend Christians in this Muslim ruled shit country.
Did you hear that Braverman replaced with Lesserman?
See lessGod forbid you try and defend Christians in this Muslim ruled shit country.
What's the Yodel knock knock joke?
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Little old lady. (Little old lady, who?) Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
See less(Who’s there?)
Little old lady.
(Little old lady, who?)
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel.
Where do fish sleep?
In the riverbed.
In the riverbed.
See lessIf April showers bring May flowers. What do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Pilgrims.
See lessWhat did Delaware?
A New Jersey.
A New Jersey.
See lessWhy did the school end early?
Fettuccine macaroni tuna dip.
Fettuccine macaroni tuna dip.
See lessWhere can you buy chicken broth in bulk?
The Stock Market.
The Stock Market.
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