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What is the I M Livid Roman Numeral joke?
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I M LIVID
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
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How are good are you at saying 39 in Roman numerals?
I excel.
I excel.
See lessWhat do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A 'meh'-nufacturing plant.
A ‘meh’-nufacturing plant.
See lessWhere do frogs keep their money?
In a deposit box, because it's always a little damp!
In a deposit box, because it’s always a little damp!
See lessWhat do you call a well balanced horse?
Stable.
Stable.
See lessWhat did the horse say after it tripped?
“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
“Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
See lessWhy did the squirrel cross the road?
Because it was NUTS!
Because it was NUTS!
See lessWhy did the horse cross the road?
To visit his neigh-bor.
To visit his neigh-bor.
See lessWhat's your best Melbourne Cup Jokes?
My wife and kids are leaving me because they say I’m obsessed with the Melbourne Cup. I'm looking out the window at them now........... and they're off.....
My wife and kids are leaving me because they say I’m obsessed with the Melbourne Cup.
See lessI’m looking out the window at them now……….. and they’re off…..
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest.
A har-vest.
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