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How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
See lessWhy do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
Because it’s too far to walk!
See lessWhy are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
Because people are dying to get in!
See lessWhy was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers.
Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers.
See lessWhat did the atom say when it lost an electron?
I better keep an ion that.
I better keep an ion that.
See lessWhy did the atom lose an electron?
It had ion issues!
It had ion issues!
See lessWhat is the Fanta Nazi Joke?
TIL that Fanta was created during WWII when Coke Germany invented a way to efficiently process juice. You should have seen Adolf's face when he realized he had misheard his receptionist.
TIL that Fanta was created during WWII when Coke Germany invented a way to efficiently process juice.
See lessYou should have seen Adolf’s face when he realized he had misheard his receptionist.
What is the Small Medium at Large joke?
Someone told me there's a joke about a "small medium at large" I can't say I totally believe them...sounds a little suspect to me.
Someone told me there’s a joke about a “small medium at large”
See lessI can’t say I totally believe them…sounds a little suspect to me.
What is a Golden shower?
A "golden shower" refers to the act of urinating on another person for sexual pleasure. It's a form of urolagnia, which is a type of paraphilia (or sexual fetish) involving urine. The term "golden" is used because of the color of urine. It's important to note that while some people may find this actRead more
A “golden shower” refers to the act of urinating on another person for sexual pleasure. It’s a form of urolagnia, which is a type of paraphilia (or sexual fetish) involving urine. The term “golden” is used because of the color of urine. It’s important to note that while some people may find this act arousing, it’s not a common or mainstream sexual practice. As with any sexual activity, consent from all involved parties is crucial. If discussing or considering such activities, it’s essential to be aware of the potential health risks and to communicate openly with partners.
See lessHow did the zombie get into college?
He had dead-ication!
He had dead-ication!
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