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What is a Cream Pie joke?
A woman asked me what a creampie was I made sure to fill her in.
A woman asked me what a creampie was
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What do you call a ghost cheerleader?
Dead.
Dead.
See lessWhat did the skeleton say before dinner?
Bone appetit.
Bone appetit.
See lessWhat did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in life before death?"
“Do you believe in life before death?”
See lessWhat do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates.
Broommates.
See lessWhy are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Because you can see right through them!
See lessWhat is your best Matthew Perry Joke?
I guess it's not Matthew Perry's day, month or year.
I guess it’s not Matthew Perry’s day, month or year.
See lessWhat is the Duck Sausage joke?
You: Have you ever tried duck sausage? They: No I haven't. You: Well duck down here and get you some!
You: Have you ever tried duck sausage?
See lessThey: No I haven’t.
You: Well duck down here and get you some!
What is the Horologist Joke in Pirates of the Caribbean 5?
Carina Smyth: My calculations are precise and true. I am not only an astronomer, I'm also a Horologist. (crew sighs) Jack Sparrow: No shame in that dear. We'all all have to earn a living, eh? (The crew nods) Carina Smyth: No, no I'm a Horologist. Scrum: So was my mum but she didn't cry as loud as yoRead more
Carina Smyth: My calculations are precise and true. I am not only an astronomer, I’m also a Horologist. (crew sighs)
See lessJack Sparrow: No shame in that dear. We’all all have to earn a living, eh? (The crew nods)
Carina Smyth: No, no I’m a Horologist.
Scrum: So was my mum but she didn’t cry as loud as you.
Carina Smyth: You saying your mother was academically inclined?
Jack Sparrow: More like horizontally, reclined. (everyone laughs)
Carina Smyth: Horology is the study of time.
Scrum: And she was always looking at watch.
Marty: I can vouch for that.
Why are there poptarts but no momtarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
Because of the pastryarchy.
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