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Why are there poptarts but no momtarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
Because of the pastryarchy.
See lessWhat is your best SKIMS Nipple Bra joke?
Sure, when Kim Kardashian does it, it's cool, but when Batman does it, suddenly everyone is uncomfortable.
Sure, when Kim Kardashian does it, it’s cool, but when Batman does it, suddenly everyone is uncomfortable.
See lessWhat do you call a whale with no pants on?
Free Willy.
Free Willy.
See lessHow do you make a snooker table laugh?
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
See lessWhy do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
Because it’s too far to walk!
See lessWhy are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
Because people are dying to get in!
See lessWhy was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers.
Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers.
See lessWhat did the atom say when it lost an electron?
I better keep an ion that.
I better keep an ion that.
See lessWhy did the atom lose an electron?
It had ion issues!
It had ion issues!
See lessWhat is the Fanta Nazi Joke?
TIL that Fanta was created during WWII when Coke Germany invented a way to efficiently process juice. You should have seen Adolf's face when he realized he had misheard his receptionist.
TIL that Fanta was created during WWII when Coke Germany invented a way to efficiently process juice.
See lessYou should have seen Adolf’s face when he realized he had misheard his receptionist.