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What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?
Spooketti Boolognese.
Spooketti Boolognese.
See lessWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Because he had no body to go with!
See lessWhat do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
Tweets.
See lessWhat do you call a fish wearing a suit?
Sofishticated.
Sofishticated.
See lessWhat did the DJ name his newborn son?
Eyrick.
Eyrick.
See lessWhat is the 'A wreath of Franklins' joke?
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha franklins.
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
See lessAretha franklins.
What is the Pearl Necklace Joke?
"Grandpa, tell us that story again about Grandma's pearl necklace." "Really? That old chestnut?"
“Grandpa, tell us that story again about Grandma’s pearl necklace.”
See less“Really? That old chestnut?”
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
See lessDid you hear the sad news about 12" rulers?
Turns out, they're not making them any longer.
Turns out, they’re not making them any longer.
See lessWhat is the complete Tyrion Honeycomb & Jackass joke?
Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass. Madame: What can we do for you? Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me. Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule? Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The firRead more
Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.
See lessMadame: What can we do for you?
Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.
Madame: Whatever for? And what’s with the honeycomb and the mule?
Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest a** in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey…
Madame: And what about the third wish?
Tyrion: Well… she asked the genie to make my c*ck hang down past my knee.
Madame: Well that one’s not so bad eh?
Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!