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What does a redneck do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin.
See lessWhy don't Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween?
I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their door.
See lessWhy are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they're suckers.
Because they’re suckers.
See lessWhat does a h*rny ghost love to get?
Booooty.
Booooty.
See lessWhat do you call a h*rny skeleton?
A bone-r.
A bone-r.
See lessWhy didn't the skeleton go to prom?
Because he had 'no body' to dance with.
Because he had ‘no body’ to dance with.
See lessWhy didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had nobody to go with.
Because he had nobody to go with.
See lessDo ghosts have teeth?
Only for biting boo-berries!
Only for biting boo-berries!
See lessHow do you know a skeleton is sick?
He's coffin.
He’s coffin.
See lessWhat do skeletons eat?
Spare Ribs.
Spare Ribs.
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