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What kind of music do elves like best?
Wrap music!
Wrap music!
See lessWhat do you call a poor Santa Claus?
St. Nickel-less.
St. Nickel-less.
See lessWhy don’t Jews celebrate Christmas?
Because Christmas is about giving.
Because Christmas is about giving.
See lessWho do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
St. Bernard.
See lessHow do Jews go to heaven?
Via a Chimney.
Via a Chimney.
See lessWhat happens when a toothless termite walks into a bar?
A toothless termite walks into a bar. And says, "Is the bar tender here?"
A toothless termite walks into a bar.
See lessAnd says, “Is the bar tender here?”
What would Jesus do?
Whenever I’m in trouble, I think, 'what would Jesus do?' Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Whenever I’m in trouble, I think, ‘what would Jesus do?’
See lessThen I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Why can't Jesus wear jewelry?
Because he breaks every chain.
Because he breaks every chain.
See lessWhy did Jesus have so many followers?
Because he was hung like this…(spread arms).
Because he was hung like this…(spread arms).
See lessWhat happened when the chemistry teacher told a bad joke?
There was no reaction.
There was no reaction.
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