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Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
St. Bernard.
See lessHow do Jews go to heaven?
Via a Chimney.
Via a Chimney.
See lessWhat happens when a toothless termite walks into a bar?
A toothless termite walks into a bar. And says, "Is the bar tender here?"
A toothless termite walks into a bar.
See lessAnd says, “Is the bar tender here?”
What would Jesus do?
Whenever I’m in trouble, I think, 'what would Jesus do?' Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Whenever I’m in trouble, I think, ‘what would Jesus do?’
See lessThen I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Why can't Jesus wear jewelry?
Because he breaks every chain.
Because he breaks every chain.
See lessWhy did Jesus have so many followers?
Because he was hung like this…(spread arms).
Because he was hung like this…(spread arms).
See lessWhat happened when the chemistry teacher told a bad joke?
There was no reaction.
There was no reaction.
See lessDid you hear that Jonathan Ross has been arrested?
Yes, Jonathon Ross gets arrested after saying Christmas is a good time to put w*gs on the fire.
Yes, Jonathon Ross gets arrested after saying Christmas is a good time to put w*gs on the fire.
See lessDid Adam and Eve have a belly button?
Maybe they did have belly buttons, but they were covered by fig leaves.
Maybe they did have belly buttons, but they were covered by fig leaves.
See lessWhy does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
Because he is so cool.
Because he is so cool.
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