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What is a bird's favorite subject?
Owlgebra.
Owlgebra.
See lessWhat do you call a naked midget mother?
The bare minimum.
The bare minimum.
See lessWhat’s the best thing about midget p*rn?
It uses half the data.
It uses half the data.
See lessWhat do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
Virgin mobile!
See lessWhat's green and has wheels?
Grass (they lied about the wheels).
Grass (they lied about the wheels).
See lessWhy don't monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet.
Because they taste like sheet.
See lessWhat's the Pete and Repeat joke?
You: Pete & Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left? They: Repeat. You: Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left? They: Repeat….? You: Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?…
You: Pete & Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?
See lessThey: Repeat.
You: Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?
They: Repeat….?
You: Ok. Pete & Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out & who was left?…
What is your best Sofa King Jokes?
Did you hear about the man who is going to open a furniture store named Sofa King? That way he can make late-night TV commercials and shout “our prices are Sofa King low!”
Did you hear about the man who is going to open a furniture store named Sofa King?
See lessThat way he can make late-night TV commercials and shout “our prices are Sofa King low!”
What is the German word for constipation?
Farfrompoopin.
Farfrompoopin.
See lessWhat's the onion pi joke?
Friends: Enough with the math jokes, we can't understand them. Me: Well, in my 'circle', your O(pi)nions don't really add up.
Friends: Enough with the math jokes, we can’t understand them.
See lessMe: Well, in my ‘circle’, your O(pi)nions don’t really add up.