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Why did the president put vegetables in his blender?
So he could create whirled peas!
So he could create whirled peas!
See lessWhat do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?
Little Caesar's (little scissors).
Little Caesar’s (little scissors).
See lessWhy did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Because he was dead.
See lessHave you ever smelled moth balls?
"How did you get their little legs apart?"
“How did you get their little legs apart?”
See lessWhat do you call a magical dog?
A Labracadabrador.
A Labracadabrador.
See lessWhat does a deaf gynecologist do?
They read lips.
They read lips.
See lessDid you hear that Sting got kidnapped?
The Police still have no lead.
The Police still have no lead.
See lessWhat does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
Yellow.
Yellow.
See lessWhat room will you never find in a haunted house?
A living room.
A living room.
See lessWhat's your favorite Bob and Tom parrot joke?
A magician was working on a cruise ship. Since the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick. Once he understood, he startedRead more
A magician was working on a cruise ship.
See lessSince the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” Or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”
The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the Captain’s parrot.
Then one stormy night in the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it … With the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day… And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally, on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said…
“Okay, I give up. Where’s the ship?”