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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because, it's pointless.
Because, it’s pointless.
See lessWhat did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
Wasa-b!
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Trycoxagain.
Trycoxagain.
See lessWhy did the president put vegetables in his blender?
So he could create whirled peas!
So he could create whirled peas!
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Little Caesar's (little scissors).
Little Caesar’s (little scissors).
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Because he was dead.
Because he was dead.
See lessHave you ever smelled moth balls?
"How did you get their little legs apart?"
“How did you get their little legs apart?”
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A Labracadabrador.
A Labracadabrador.
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They read lips.
They read lips.
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The Police still have no lead.
The Police still have no lead.
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