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Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there was no point to it.
Because there was no point to it.
See lessWhat is it called when you put a cow in an elevator?
Raising the steaks!
Raising the steaks!
See lessWhy did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the other one could drive.
So the other one could drive.
See lessWhat is long, hard, and full of seamen?
A submarine.
A submarine.
See lessWhat does garlic do when it gets hot?
It takes its cloves off.
It takes its cloves off.
See lessWhy do birds fly in a V?
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
See lessWhat do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
See lessWhat is your best Impasta Joke?
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What do you call a fake noodle?
See lessAn impasta!
What is your best Interrupting Cow joke?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh... Moo!
Knock, knock.
See lessWho’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh…
Moo!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
Pointless.
Pointless.
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