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Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
Because he wanted a milkshake!
Because he wanted a milkshake!
See lessWhat do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
A rip off.
See lessWhat did one hat say to another?
"You Stay Here, I'll Go On A Head."
“You Stay Here, I’ll Go On A Head.”
See lessWhat are your best jokes on Threads App by Instagram?
So, Zuckerberg's Meta just cloned Twitter and named it "Threads." Talk about taking 'following' to a whole new level!
So, Zuckerberg’s Meta just cloned Twitter and named it “Threads.”
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How is dark humor like food?
Not everyone gets it.
Not everyone gets it.
See lessWhat is the knick knack patty whack joke?
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $10000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, anRead more
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
See less“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $10000 loan to take a holiday.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall – bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $10000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”
She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
“I mean, what in the world is this?”
The bank manager looks back at her and says, “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
What’s the difference between being hungry and h*rny?
Where you put the cucumber.
Where you put the cucumber.
See lessWhy did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there was no point to it.
Because there was no point to it.
See lessWhat is it called when you put a cow in an elevator?
Raising the steaks!
Raising the steaks!
See lessWhy did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the other one could drive.
So the other one could drive.
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