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What are your best Titanic Submarine jokes?
The jokes about the Titanic submarine are horrific and tasteless. Seriously, how can people sink so low?
The jokes about the Titanic submarine are horrific and tasteless. Seriously, how can people sink so low?
See lessWhat is the Updog Joke from The Office?
Jim: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here? Michael: What's updog? Jim: Nothing much. What's up with you?
Jim: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
See lessMichael: What’s updog?
Jim: Nothing much. What’s up with you?
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Whatever you want, it can't hear you now.
Whatever you want, it can’t hear you now.
See lessWhat is your best U-Haul Lesbian Joke?
What does a lesbian bring on her second date? All her stuff to move in with you.
What does a lesbian bring on her second date?
See lessAll her stuff to move in with you.
What is the Nike No Joke Ad?
So a Serbian guy walks into an arena. Wins an MVP. Wins another one. Helps lead his team to the Playoffs. Then the Finals. Wins a ring. Brings a city together. And everyone is happy. That's it. That's the punchline. No joke.
So a Serbian guy walks into an arena. Wins an MVP. Wins another one. Helps lead his team to the Playoffs. Then the Finals. Wins a ring. Brings a city together. And everyone is happy. That’s it. That’s the punchline. No joke.
See lessHow does NASA organize a party?
First, they find space.
First, they find space.
See lessWhat do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!
Depresso!
See lessWhat do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador.
A Labracadabrador.
See lessWhat did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe idiot, breathe."
“Breathe idiot, breathe.”
See lessWhy did the Scarecrow win the nobel prize?
For being outstanding in his field.
For being outstanding in his field.
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