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What is your best Interrupting Cow joke?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh... Moo!
Knock, knock.
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Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh…
Moo!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
Pointless.
Pointless.
See lessWhat is the Two Tampons Joke?
2 tampons are walking past each other, which one says "hi", first. Neither, they're both stuck up c*nts.
2 tampons are walking past each other, which one says “hi”, first.
See lessNeither, they’re both stuck up c*nts.
How many Polish People does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the light bulb and Two to turn the ladder.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and Two to turn the ladder.
See lessWhy did the big mac go to the gym?
To get better buns.
To get better buns.
See lessWhat are your best Titanic Submarine jokes?
The jokes about the Titanic submarine are horrific and tasteless. Seriously, how can people sink so low?
The jokes about the Titanic submarine are horrific and tasteless. Seriously, how can people sink so low?
See lessWhat is the Updog Joke from The Office?
Jim: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here? Michael: What's updog? Jim: Nothing much. What's up with you?
Jim: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
See lessMichael: What’s updog?
Jim: Nothing much. What’s up with you?
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Whatever you want, it can't hear you now.
Whatever you want, it can’t hear you now.
See lessWhat is your best U-Haul Lesbian Joke?
What does a lesbian bring on her second date? All her stuff to move in with you.
What does a lesbian bring on her second date?
See lessAll her stuff to move in with you.
What is the Nike No Joke Ad?
So a Serbian guy walks into an arena. Wins an MVP. Wins another one. Helps lead his team to the Playoffs. Then the Finals. Wins a ring. Brings a city together. And everyone is happy. That's it. That's the punchline. No joke.
So a Serbian guy walks into an arena. Wins an MVP. Wins another one. Helps lead his team to the Playoffs. Then the Finals. Wins a ring. Brings a city together. And everyone is happy. That’s it. That’s the punchline. No joke.
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