My country Singapore, after we gained independence from the British, we were a struggling little nation. In order to survive, we formed a union with a larger, more powerful country, Malaysia. Where are you from? (pointing to someone in the crowd) Malaysia? Singapore? Malaysia? Okay, yeah, you [Laughter]. When my prime minister went on TV to announce that you guys had dumped us, he cried because he thought we’re not gonna survive without you. But then four years later, we became a first-world country, and you guys, Malaysia, what are you now? Still a developing country. Oh, you Malaysia, the best break of revenge.
Now Malaysia, you’re trying to come around like in Singapore, you’re looking good, and we’re like, I know, but why haven’t you visited me in 40 years? And you’re like, oh yeah, I tried but you know my airplanes cannot fly. Malaysian Airlines going missing, not funny huh? Some jokes don’t land.