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How does a duck fart?
Through his arsequack.
Through his arsequack.
See lessWhat do you call 1000 lawyers on a sinking boat?
A good start.
A good start.
See lessHow far can you walk into the woods?
Halfway, then you're walking out.
Halfway, then you’re walking out.
See lessWhat rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't.
No it doesn’t.
See lessWhat did the horse say when it fell?
"Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up!"
“Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”
See lessWhere does the General keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
Up his sleevies.
See lessHave you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's really time consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
It’s really time consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
See lessWhy was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Because it had so many problems.
See lessWhere do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square.
Times Square.
See lessHow do you make holy water?
Just boil the hell out of it.
Just boil the hell out of it.
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