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Where does the General keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
Up his sleevies.
See lessHave you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's really time consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
It’s really time consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
See lessWhy was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Because it had so many problems.
See lessWhere do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square.
Times Square.
See lessHow do you make holy water?
Just boil the hell out of it.
Just boil the hell out of it.
See lessWhy is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he's always thinking 'happy thoughts' and hard landings are too hard.
Because he’s always thinking ‘happy thoughts’ and hard landings are too hard.
See lessWhy did the cow want a divorce?
Because she got a bum steer.
Because she got a bum steer.
See lessWhat did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked on it.
She choked on it.
See lessWhat do you call a crushed angle?
A rectangle.
A rectangle.
See lessWhy are bacteria bad at math?
They Multiply By Dividing.
They Multiply By Dividing.
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