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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Triscissortops.
Triscissortops.
See lessWhat do you call a cute door?
A 'handle' with care!
A ‘handle’ with care!
See lessWhich part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
The wheelchair.
See lessWhat does a gay horse eat?
Hay.
Hay.
See lessHow do you spell 'ME'?
The pickup line? Here you go: Me: Spell the word "ME" for him. She: M-E. Me: But you forgot the D! She: But there's no "D" in "ME"! Me: Not yet.
The pickup line? Here you go:
See lessMe: Spell the word “ME” for him.
She: M-E.
Me: But you forgot the D!
She: But there’s no “D” in “ME”!
Me: Not yet.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A power outage! Because then everyone's phone flashlights come on!
A power outage! Because then everyone’s phone flashlights come on!
See lessWhat is the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A Canoe tips.
A Canoe tips.
See lessDo you listen to Imagine Dragons?
Well, imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.
Well, imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.
See lessWhy did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice halfway through!
Because it ran out of juice halfway through!
See lessWhat's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat?
Wendy's. Not for the food, just for the name!
Wendy’s. Not for the food, just for the name!
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