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What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Gee, I'm a tree.
Gee, I’m a tree.
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An Abdominal Snowman.
An Abdominal Snowman.
See lessWhat do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin on the ridiculous.
Virgin on the ridiculous.
See lessWhat is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
You can’t hear an enzyme.
See lessWhy did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Because she has no arms.
See lessHow many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
The lightbulb doesn't need to change. You do.
The lightbulb doesn’t need to change. You do.
See lessWhat has 2 legs and bleeds?
An emo.
An emo.
See lessWhat do you call a nurse with dirty knees?
She says she's the wet nurse.
She says she’s the wet nurse.
See lessWhat do you call a disrespectful reindeer?
An 'antler-tude' problem!
An ‘antler-tude’ problem!
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A moo-nopod!
A moo-nopod!
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