The joke “A woman asked me what a creampie was. I made sure to fill her in.” is a play on words that uses a double entendre to create humor. The term “creampie” can refer to a type of dessert, where a pie or tart is filled with a creamy filling. However, in a more adult context, “creampie” has a sexual connotation. The phrase “fill her in” can mean to provide someone with information or details about a particular topic. Yet, given the context and the double meaning of “creampie,” “fill her in” can also be interpreted as the act of unprotected/uncovered penile ej*culation and insemination inside the v*gina.

The joke “What did the skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetite” is a play on words that combines the skeletal theme with a common phrase used before meals. The phrase “Bon appétit” is a French expression that translates to “Enjoy your meal” in English. It’s often said to someone before they start eating, wishing them a pleasant dining experience. In the joke, “Bon appétit” is humorously altered to “Bone appetite,” with “bone” referencing the skeleton.

The joke “What do you call two witches who live together? Broommates” is a play on words that combines elements of witch folklore with modern terminology. Traditionally, witches are often depicted in popular culture as flying on broomsticks. The term “roommates” refers to people who share a living space, typically an apartment or house. By merging “broom” with “roommates,” the joke creates the pun “broommates,” humorously suggesting that witches, with their iconic brooms, would naturally be called “broommates” when living together.

The joke “Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!” is a play on words that cleverly combines a common idiom with a literal interpretation. The phrase “get under someone’s skin” is an idiom that means to annoy or irritate someone. In the context of the joke, this figurative expression is juxtaposed with the literal fact that skeletons, by definition, do not have skin. Therefore, nothing can physically get “under their skin.” The humor arises from the merging of these two interpretations: the idiomatic meaning of irritation and the anatomical reality of a skeleton.

In the exchange from “Pirates of the Caribbean 5,” Carina Smyth identifies herself as an astronomer and a horologist, the latter meaning a person who studies or measures time. However, the word “horologist” is humorously misinterpreted by Jack Sparrow and the crew due to its phonetic similarity to the term “whorelogist ” or implying a profession of ill-repute, prostitution. Scrum adds to the confusion by insinuating his mother was involved in such a profession. The confusion continues with Jack Sparrow’s pun about Scrum’s mother’s supposed horizontal inclination i.e., a sex position. By the end, Marty’s vouch confirms that he slept with Scrum’s mum.
The whole conversation is that while Carina is referring to the academic study of time, the crew hilariously misconstrues it with a less dignified profession, leading to comedic misunderstandings.