The joke “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice” is a clever play on the phrase “breaking the ice,” which is commonly used to describe initiating a conversation or easing social tension. In the joke, the question about the polar bear’s weight serves as an actual icebreaker, both literally and figuratively. Polar bears are heavy animals that live in Arctic regions, often walking on ice, so the idea that they could “break the ice” is plausible. However, the punchline “Enough to break the ice” is not really about the bear’s weight but about making a memorable, humorous introduction. The humor arises from this double meaning.

The joke is a play on words, using the names of U.S. states to set up a pun. Friend 1’s statement about Kentucky is a bait to lure Friend 2 into saying “Kansas,” which sounds like “Can this.” The punchline “KANSAS D*CK FIT IN YO MOUTH” is a humorous and unexpected twist, sounding like “Can this d*ck fit in your mouth?”

The joke gained popularity after an incredible episode that aired on Australia’s Today show had everyone across the globe in stitches.
Karl Stefanovic and Sarah Abo, the co-hosts, were obviously shocked when a student made an inappropriate remark about vegans dying on the street.
The two collapsed in laughter when their first shock dissipated, and newsreader Brooke Boney grabbed her mouth in shock.
The youngster began by asking: ‘A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?’
‘I don’t know,’ Stefanovic said. ‘Who wins?’ asked Abo.
The boy didn’t miss a beat as he replied: ‘Society!’
The joke is dark humor that plays on societal stereotypes about vegans and vegetarians being preachy or annoying. The punchline “Society wins” suggests that society would be better off without them, which is a cynical take on how these groups are sometimes perceived.

The joke “What do you call a dead polar bear? Whatever you want, it can’t hear you now” employs dark humor and plays on the typical structure of “What do you call” jokes, which usually lead to a pun or a clever play on words. In this case, the audience might expect a witty or punny name for a dead polar bear. Instead, the punchline takes a darker, more literal turn by stating that since the polar bear is dead, it can’t hear you, so you can call it whatever you want. The humor arises from subverting the audience’s expectations and the blunt, literal truth of the punchline.

The anti-joke “What do you call a cat with no tail? A dog” plays on the expectation that the answer will somehow relate to the condition of the cat missing its tail. Instead, the punchline humorously and absurdly suggests that a cat with no tail becomes a completely different animal—a dog. The humor arises from the unexpected nature of the answer and the absurdity of the idea that merely losing a tail would change a cat into a dog. It also lightly pokes fun at the idea of defining animals (or perhaps even people) by a single characteristic, in this case, a tail.