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How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Hebrews it.
See lessWhat did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
"Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job."
“Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow job.”
See lessWhat do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin mobile
Virgin mobile
See lessHow many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the light bulb up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her
One. She holds the light bulb up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her
See lessWhy do melons have weddings?
I mean, have you seen those melons.
I mean, have you seen those melons.
See lessWhat's the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob?
What's the similarity? They both involve banging
What’s the similarity?
They both involve banging
See lessHow does a Computer get drunk?
When it takes screen shots.
When it takes screen shots.
See lessWhat did the magician say to the fisherman?
Something's fishy.
Something’s fishy.
See lessDo you listen to Imagine Dragons?
No. I don't imagine dragons.
No. I don’t imagine dragons.
See lessWhat makes sad people jump?
A rope in the neck.
A rope in the neck.
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