The trick requires five pennies, placed down one at a time, heads up.
Place the first penny on the table. “Can you smell that….that’s a scent.”
Place the second penny. “Can you see any fruit….that’s a pair.”
Place the third penny. “Can you see any cars? Three Lincolns.”
Place the fourth down. “Can you see any snakes? Four copperheads.
Place the fifth down. “Can you see any pu$$y?”
Scoop them all up, “Not for five cents you can’t.”
Explanation: This joke uses puns with coin placement. Each penny has a punny clue—“a scent” (cent), “a pair” (pear), “three Lincolns” (Lincoln on the penny), “four copperheads” (pennies are copper). The fifth builds tension with a risqué question. The punchline, “Not for five cents you can’t,” plays on value and double meaning flipping the buildup into a clever denial.
