In the vast landscape of humor, there are topics that are universally funny, like slipping on a banana peel, and then there are the niches – like the “Golden Shower.” For those not in the know, a “Golden Shower” refers to a particular, shall we say, rain-themed fetish. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like, and no, we won’t be diving into details here. Let’s just say it’s one of those peculiarities that adds color to the spectrum of human intimacy.
Now, onto the wet and wild world of humor! Why does this topic drizzle into comedic conversations? Well, like many fetishes, it’s out of the ordinary for many, making it a prime candidate for humor. Comedy often arises from the unexpected or the taboo, and let’s face it, playful precipitation in the bedroom is a bit of both. The key to golden shower jokes is timing and tact. They’re probably not suitable for your grandma’s birthday party (unless she has a very edgy sense of humor). But in the right setting, with the right crowd, they can create quite the splash. Remember, the world of comedy is vast, and sometimes it’s fun to paddle in the puddles of the peculiar!
Funny Golden Shower Jokes
What did the leprechaun say to his wife after he gave her a golden shower?
“Urine luck!”
What do you call a pirate that likes golden showers?
ARRRRRRRRR Kelly.
Why do most dislike jokes about Golden Showers?
They’re piss-pour.
Yo mama so poor and dirty, she thought golden shower are two different words.
Don’t you think that Golden showers are the only litmus test for a relationship?
How else will you know urine love?!
A woman once asked his friend about golden showers.
“Urine over your head,” he replied.
Did you hear about the golden shower club?
Once you’re in, urine.
What happens when you give a supermodel a golden shower?
She looks pretty pissed.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Golden Shower.
Golden Shower who?
Golden and shower for you now!
People who claim they like golden showers …
… are probably taking the piss.
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What if you can use dollar bills to make it rain?
Then dollar coins are golden showers.
A group of friends walks into a bar.
While they were drinking, they started asking Alexa for stuff. “Alexa, what is a bl*wjob? Alexa, what is rim job? Alexa, what is a golden shower?”
That barmaid got pissed and threw them out.
Is your French girlfriend fond of golden showers?
Oui…!
What does the man say while giving a golden shower to a feminist?
“Urine power now!”
What do you call the wife of a paddle steamer captain with a Golden Shower fetish?
Mississpeepee.
Did you hear about the girl who likes golden meteor showers?
Her boyfriend has kidney stones.
What do a plate of homemade brownies and a golden shower have in common?
Urine for a treat.
What do you call it when a guy gives his mother a golden shower?
An Oedipiss.
How do you get Donald Trump to visit a memorial in the rain?
Tell him the forecasts predict golden showers.
Two girls were having a chat about their colleague.
“My friend had a disastrous date last night… apparently the guy was into giving golden showers. He was a big actor, too, one of the Star Trek guys.”
“Shatner?”
“No, I think she left before he could get to that.”
Did you know that King Midas doesn’t like baths?
He likes golden showers.
What happens when your mom catches you watching golden shower p*rn?
Urine trouble.
When a passerby asked the homeless person what he’d like, he said “golden shower!”
Turns out he meant two things.
Do you know a fetish that pisses one off?
Golden showers.
What’s the difference between Asa Akira and Mussolini?
Mussolini wasn’t moving during the golden shower.
A stupidly wealthy businessman builds a golden house.
On the day he moves in, he spends a few hours in the games room playing on his golden PlayStation 5.
Next, he goes into the reading room and reads the golden newspaper.
After a while, he feels restless, goes to the gym, and works out on the golden treadmill.
After 30 minutes on the treadmill, he collapses from exhaustion, and says, “F*ck me, that was hard work, I could do with a shower.”
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What do Golden Knights do after their games?
Take golden showers.
What do you call an Italian with a golden shower sex fetish and a long nose?
Peenocchio.
What do you call Russell Wilson getting a golden shower?
A Ciara Mist.
Do you have a funny Golden Shower joke? Write down your Golden Shower puns in the comment section below!
