Minecraft is a blocky world where you can chop trees, fight zombies, and accidentally blow up your own house with a creeper before breakfast. It’s like living in a giant box of digital Lego, but with more lava pits waiting for you to fall into. Players build castles, dig tunnels to nowhere, and spend way too much time arguing whether to mine diamonds with an iron pickaxe or just keep it as bragging rights.
Now, when you mix this cube-filled chaos with jokes, you get a recipe for endless laughter. Minecraft humor sneaks in between the blocks, whether it’s someone building a majestic palace only to find a chicken sitting on the throne, or players treating dirt like it’s treasure. The silliness of the game makes jokes feel like they belong right inside the world, turning every mining trip into a comedy show.
Best Minecraft Jokes
Everyone’s excited for the new Minecraft movie.
It’s sure to be a real blockbuster.
What’s a ghast’s favorite country?
The Nether-Lands!
What do you call a baby axolotl?
An axolittle.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ssssssssss.
(Sssssss who?)
BOOM!
What nationality are Minecraft people?
Cuban.
Yo mama so fat, her Minecraft avatar is circular.
What is a skeleton’s favorite weapon?
A bone and arrow.
It makes sense that Minecraft appeals to kids.
I mean, they are Minors.
Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
Because the streets are blocked off.
What do a sports jock and a redstone nerd have in common?
They both care a lot about XOR size.
Two scientists are playing Minecraft.
One is new to the game and doesn’t know much about it. At some point, he crafts a pickaxe, but doesn’t know what to do with it, so he asks the more experienced scientist.
Scientist 1: “Bro, what should I do with this pickaxe that I crafted?”
Scientist 2: “Br.”
What did chlorine say to iodine when they were playing Minecraft?
Bromine.
Ever made fun of the official Minecraft X account?
They block you.
How good is Minecraft?
Top-Notch
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Minecraft, she was over the block limit.
Why does Amy Schumer hate Minecraft?
Because it has a creative mode.
What do all Minecraft trees have?
Square roots.
Generation Z is best known for being hard-working
…within the Minecraft community.
How did Steve make the skeleton laugh?
Tickled its funny bone!
If someone made a sculpture in Minecraft of J-Lo.
Would you name it Jenny from the Block?
How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw a block party!
What’s the difference between a 3x3x3 color puzzle and a Minecraft villager?
One’s a Rubix Cube the other’s a cubic rube.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought Minecraft was her craft.
Why is there no beer in Minecraft?
Because everyone is a miner.
Soviet Russia would’ve banned Minecraft.
Until it was called “Ourcraft”.
If you’ve never used colored wool in Minecraft, you’re immortal…
You never dyed.
What do a busy Minecraft server and a cheap apartment have in common?
200 square feet.
Why was Minecraft Steve chosen to be added to Super Smash Bros.?
Because Sakurai heard that smash players were attracted to miners.
What’s Steve’s favorite sport?
Boxing!
Why can’t you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?
Because they are always blocking!
Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because she always starts at the End.
How does Steve measure his shoe size?
In square feet!
Yo mama so fat when she made a Minecraft skin, the game couldn’t render her.
What do you call the Rocky Mountains in Minecraft?
The Blocky Mountains.
A botanist starts playing Minecraft, and he becomes a mathematician.
He had to calculate the cubic root.
What did they call the Minecraft player who built a clock in-game to chime at 4:20?
A Redstoner.
Minecraft cosplay is huge.
You’ve never seen so much square footage.
What’s the first thing Michael Jackson does when he spawns in on Minecraft?
He punches a trhee-hee.
What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose?
Premeditated Wam.
What kind of meat do you get from Minecraft cows?
Cornered Beef.
Why does Trump like Minecraft?
He doesn’t, it’s fake news, but it does appeal to his key demographic of miners and wall builders.
Why didn’t the Enderman cross the road?
Because he teleported instead!
What did the Minecraft developer say when he looked as his daily schedule?
Not a Nether meeting!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ocelot!
(Ocelot who?)
Noobs ask a lot of questions.
What are the five senses in Minecraft?
The smell, and the taste, and the touch, and the hearing, andesite.
What is a witch’s favorite subject at school?
Spelling!
Yo mama so fat, she got banned for being a lag machine in a Minecraft server.
Why did the Minecraft chicken cross the road?
To get around the block.
How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?
Sunblock!
What do you call a Minecraft demon with social anxiety?
Shykercraft.
What game does Stalin hate playing?
Minecraft.
Did you hear about the Sheep who tried to eat a Cactus?
Accidents WOOL happen.
What is a Creeper’s favorite subject at school?
HisssSSSSStory!
Recommended: Adult Minecraft Jokes
You know what it means if someone cooks a fart in Minecraft.
If you smelt it, you delt it.
How do we know that Minecraft is a girl?
Minecraft has no balls.
Why can you always find Zombie Pigmen at Subway?
Because they like to “Eat Flesh”.
What do you call a Zombie Pigman that steals your sword?
A ham-burglar!
Do you have a funny Minecraft Joke? Write down your best jokes in the comment section below!
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