Spring is when the sun finally clocks in, flowers pop up like they own the place, and birds won’t stop gossiping. People swap coats for t-shirts, only to regret it when the weather changes in five minutes. It’s also prime time for dads to unleash their best (or worst) Spring Dad Jokes, making kids groan louder than a lawnmower starting up after winter.
Nothing says spring like a dad spotting the first bloom and cracking a joke that makes everyone roll their eyes. Whether it’s about pollen, rainy days, or a squirrel stealing snacks, Spring Dad Jokes are as unavoidable as seasonal allergies. And just like spring itself, they keep coming back every year whether you’re ready or not!
Spring Season Dad Jokes
What is the worst part about spring?
Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
What do you call an indecisive bee in spring?
A may bee.
How can you tell the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
By their seasoning.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
How much does a Rainbow Cost?
Not much, it’s pretty light.
What organization makes sure the grass is nice and green?
Law-n-forcement.
Why can’t the penguins jump higher?
Where they live, they have shorter springs!
When should you wash a stinky slinky?
During spring cleaning
Why do bees have sticky hair in the spring?
Because they use honeycombs!
What’s the best part about clown college spring break?
Everybody can go to Daytona Beach in one car.
How do you know when spring’s here?
When the leafs are out!
How do trees feel in the spring?
Releaved.
Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?
They’re getting married in the spring.
Where do flowers go when they get pollinated too early in the spring?
Plant parenthood.
Who is the only Irishman that comes out in the Spring?
Patty O’Furniture.
What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came?
He wet his plants.
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Why do doctors hate popular Instagram accounts that only post in the spring?
Because they’re seasonal influencers!
Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
Dunno, they’re just a bit shady.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St Patrick’s day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What does the writer suffer from each spring?
A case of allegories.
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
Hip hop.
What gives you butterflies every time you do it, no matter how many times you’ve done it before?
Raising caterpillars.
If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What do trees in early spring, and sh*tty dads, have in common?
They’ll both soon be leaving.
What is a mattress’ favorite season?
Spring.
How do you get water into a watermelon?
You plant it…in the spring!
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If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?
The Spring-colour.
Why doesn’t Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What kind of music do lawn care specialists listen to?
Motown.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why didn’t the man want a spring mattress?
Because it was still winter.
Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism. It’s a light sentence.
How do you make a butterfly?
Put it in a Gucci butter holder.
Why did the mathematician hate spring?
He had algebries.
What’s a three-season bed?
One without a spring.
What is the spring’s favorite kind of pickles?
Daffo-dills.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What do you name a bear who gets caught in spring rain?
A drizzly bear.
Which superhero enjoys the spring season the most?
Robin.
How can you know if spring flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds.
What did summer have to say to spring?
“Help! I’m going to fall.”
What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?
A bloomin’ onion!
How can you tell the days are getting warmer?
There’s a spring in people’s step.
What is the ideal time to jump on a trampoline?
Spring time.
Why did the baseball team love the spring season?
Because it’s a time for spring training!
The Easter Bunny’s fur is always kept perfectly in place.
Must use hare spray.
What does an angry caterpillar become?
A Butt-hurt-fly.
What does a policeman use to arrest allergies?
Hand-coughs.
Why was the computer cold in the spring?
Because it left its Windows open!
Why did the duck cross the road in the spring?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do you call a German man watering his garden at night?
Later hosin’.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
When is it impossible to plant Spring flowers?
When you haven’t botany.
What kind of tool fixes allergies?
A Benadryl.
Why are trees always so unreliable in a relationship?
They have to leave in the spring.
What’s a tree’s favorite drink in spring?
Root beer!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”
Why do bees love spring?
Because it’s buzzing with excitement!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself in spring?
Because it was two-tired from winter!
Why do birds love spring?
Because it’s their chirpiest season!
What do you call the Easter Bunny in a kilt?
Hopscotch.
What do you call a Roman Emperor with allergies?
Julius Cnaesar.
Why was the math book happy in spring?
Because it finally got to solve its root problems!
Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a “b” comes after it!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms.
A little insect got in trouble for ditching school to go to a picnic.
He was a true ant.
Why are garden people so likeable?
Because they’re really nice once you get to gnome.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.
What’s the opposite of a ladybug?
A Man-tis!
Who do caterpillars hate?
Dogerpillars.
What kind of birds are the best at building things?
Cranes!
What type of train has allergies?
A-choo choo!
Do you have a funny Spring Season Dad Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!
Nice to see original work instead of simply repeating what MANY sites simply repeat over an over! Don’t understand why there is so much repetition of the same jokes under the gize of
new material?? Keep up the good work!