Sydney Sweeney is the actress who somehow went from crying dramatically in Euphoria to casually fixing a car in a Ford ad without smudging her eyeliner. She also starred in an American Eagle ad where she talked about having “great jeans,” which set the internet on fire because apparently, people weren’t sure if she meant denim or DNA. Between acting, car repair, and starting a debate over jeans vs. genes, she’s now the go-to celebrity for both drama and memes. That’s why people can’t stop making Sydney Sweeney jokes.
These jokes come from the idea that Sydney can do just about anything and still look like she’s on the cover of a magazine. Sydney Sweeney jokes are a way for fans to celebrate her while also laughing at how over-the-top perfect she seems.
Best Sydney Sweeney Jokes
What do you say to Sydney Sweeney when you break up with her?
“Thanks for the Mammories.”
Sydney in American Eagle jeans isn’t an ad.
It’s a national distraction.
Why was Sydney Sweeney, starring in the new movie The Little Mermaid, wearing seashells?
Because her b**bs were too big for B-shells.
Sydney Sweeney fixes engines in crop tops.
At this point, Ford trucks aren’t the only things overheating.
A recent study shows that 9/10 men prefer women like Sydney Sweeney.
I think the 10th one prefers the other 9.
Why would Sydney Sweeney make a great developer?
Because she’d be a full-stack developer.
If your wife happens to be like Sydney Sweeney…
… don’t take that for grand t*t.
What does Sydney Sweeney put on big rusty b**bs?
Double D 40.
Why did American Eagle hire Sydney Sweeney?
Because if their jeans can hold that, they can hold anything.
Do you think Mother Nature would be like Sydney Sweeney?
Idk but I’m pretty sure they’d be some nice environmentitties.
What did Sydney Sweeney’s big b**b say to the small b**b?
“It is what titties.”
There was a woman who used to be known for her big b**bs.
You can say that was her ‘identitty’.
“Thank goodness for nipples,” Sydney said.
“Without them, b**bs would be pointless!”
They asked Sydney Sweeney to play a nun.
The costume department is still recovering.
Sydney Sweeney told me she’s getting a b**b job.
I wished her the breast.
What do you call two big fake b**bs?
Parodies.
What do you call it when a guy tries to sneak peeks at Sydney Sweeney’s cleavage?
Cleavesdropping.
What do you call Sydney Sweeney in a tornado?
A titty twister.
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Why doesn’t Sydney Sweeney ever lose at hide and seek?
Because it’s hard to hide when the whole room is staring at you.
What do Sydney Sweeney and suicid@l people have in common?
Everyone is intrigued when they jump.
If Sydney Sweeney became a weather reporter…
Every day would be classified as partly blessed with heavy fronts.
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