“Wokeness” is a contemporary term originating from African American Vernacular English (AAVE) that refers to a perceived awareness of social and political injustices. In recent years, the term has gained popularity in broader social discourse to describe individuals and institutions that show a heightened sensitivity to issues of social justice and equality. It’s often associated with progressive or far-left politics, and focuses on themes like racial and gender equality, LGBTQ+ rights, and economic justice.
The humor derived from woke jokes largely comes from their topical and satirical nature. They provide a form of social commentary, packaged in a way that is accessible and engaging. When crafted with wit and insight, woke jokes can spark laughter while simultaneously encouraging reflection on important societal issues.
Best Woke Jokes
What do you call a progressive coffee shop?
What time does a social justice warrior get up in the morning?
It’s hard to say, she’s already woke.
When do Liberals and Conservatives agree?
When they have a son come out as trans. They’ll both say they don’t have a son anymore.
How to scare a woke?
Just put a Harry Potter book on a table and say ‘This is a good history.’
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?
Because they make teeth straight and white.
Why are so many entertainers coming out as gender non-binary?
They effectively double their odds of winning an award.
How do you know if you are a privileged white straight male?
A feminist will tell you.
Why are some sick of woke culture?
They’ve just changed the name of Motorhead’s Ace of Spades, now it’s Ace of People of Colour. Also, the Arctic Monkeys are now known as the Arctic Non-Caucasians.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Why shouldn’t you ride in an airplane with Ben Shapiro?
Because he’s always trying to destroy the left wing.
Why were people flocking to the gender neutral mine?
Because there’s gold in them/their hills.
Recommended: Pronoun Jokes
How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb?
“DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?”
What happened when the woke mob found out about Bob Saget’s part in The Aristocrats?
They went to cancel him, but he had the good sense to die first.
Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?
What’s a racist, homophobe, sexist, bigot, or hater?
Anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
What would you call Black Lives Matter If the movement had started 300 years ago?
Pride Fact: Did you know the Grim Reaper is canonically pansexual?
Death comes for us all.
What do a woke women and a M1 Abrams have in common?
What do you call a gender neutral pain in the ass?
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?
“That’s none of your business. Am I being detained?”
Do you know that there are only 10 genders?
It’s the gender binary.
Recommended: Liberal Jokes
What is it called when brown envelopes aren’t delivered as quickly as white ones?
White Mail Privilege.
What’s a Social Justice Warrior’s favorite math course?
What do you call a group of gay people in the wild?
What do you call terrorists who are liberal?
What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?
How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just kidding, social justice warriors can’t change anything.
Who is the only white person who has the privilege to say N word?
A lot of comedians these days have a major issue with ‘woke’ people.
For instance, Bill Cosby.
What do you call a gender neutral clown?
What’s the difference between a liberal and a pedophile?
A liberal will at least wait till you’re an adult to fuck you over.
What is Batman’s superpower?
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