75 Funny Yo Mama So Short Jokes for Kids And Adults

The Yo mama so short joke really took off in schoolyards and classrooms in the 1990s. It started with answering “your mom” to literally anything someone could have asked or said, no matter how ridiculous, and evolved into the far more clever “Yo mama so short….” 

Are you fed up with the same old, same old jokes? Yo Mama So Short jokes don’t have to be stale. Here’s a collection of more than 70 new Yo Mama jokes.

Best Yo Mama So Short Jokes 

1. Yo mama so short, you can see her feet in her driver’s license.
2. Yo mama so short, when she sits on the curb, her feet dangle.
3. Yo mama so short, she hanglides on a Dorito.
4. Yo mama so short, she stood up for herself with a ladder.
5. Yo mama so short, she drives a hot wheels to work.
6. Yo mama so tiny, she could reach up and scratch a snake’s belly in a rut.
7. Yo mama so short, when she played hide & seek, she used a pebble as a hiding place.
8. Yo mama so short, even Frodo Baggins made jokes.
9. Yo mama so short, she just looks like a moving pancake.
10. Yo mama so short, she uses piano tiles on iPad as a dance floor.
11. Yo mama so short, she needs a parachute to get out of her car.
12. Yo mama so short, she holds a sign that says, don’t spit can’t swim.
13. Yo mama so short, she poses for trophies.
14. Yo mama so short, she has to pay rent while living in Barbie’s dream house.
15. Yo mama so short, she can backflip under the bed.
16. Yo mama so short, a bug stepped on her.
17. Yo mama so short, she doesn’t have to bend over to tie her shoes.
18. Yo mama so short, she sleeps in an acorn cap.
19. Yo mama so tiny, her glass of water has a life guard.
20. Yo mama so short, she lives in a shoebox.
21. Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
22. Yo mama so short, she gotta slam dunk her bus fare.
23. Yo mama so short, she thought Yoda was Shaquille O’Neil.
24. Yo mama so short, her 36-24-36 is all fat.
25. Yo mama so short, her height is a negative number.
26. Yo mama so short, people have to take her picture with their device on the floor.
27. Yo mama so short, she has to jump up her stairs.

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28. Yo mama so short, even the Smurfs thought she was a midget.
29. Yo mama so short, her house in located on a petri dish.
30. Yo mama so short, she used a rubber band as a bungee cord.
31. Yo mama so short, she failed High School for not being high enough.
32. Yo mama so short, she uses Froot Loops as life preservers.
33. Yo mama so short, her Christmas vacation is a gingerbread house.
34. Yo mama so short, she uses Plankton’s height chart.
35. Yo mama’s house so small, she put the key in the door and killed everyone in the hallway.
36. Yo mama so short, she lives on your LEGO playset and her pet cat is Princess Unikitty.
37. Yo Mama so short, she keeps a dust bunny as a pet.
38. Yo mama so short, even atoms are bullying her for it.
39. Yo mama so short, ugly Shrek mistook her for Lord Farquaad.
40. Yo mama so short, she needs a ladder to get into her car.
41. Yo mama so short, she slid on a blade of grass.
42. Yo mama so short, Ottoman took her as Jannisare.
43. Yo mama so short, when she went to school, the fat kid couldn’t see her.

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44. Yo mama so short, she plays handball against the curb.
45. Yo mama so short, she doesn’t play Hide & Seek, she plays Hide and keep hiding.
46. Yo mama so short, she won a limbo contest standing up.
47. Yo mama’s house so small, she gotta go outside to change her mind.
48. Yo mama so short, she bakes cookies with the Keebler elves.
49. Yo mama so short, she uses your foreskin as a blanket.
50. Yo mama so short, even when she smokes weed she can’t get high.
51. Yo mama so short, she uses a fidget spinner as a Ferris wheel.
52. Yo mama so short, she volunteered for the church nursery and her diaper got changed.
53. Yo mama so short, she got diabetes.
54. Yo mama so short, when she played Baldi’s basics, Baldi couldn’t hit her with the ruler.
55. Yo mama so short, she climbed Mountain Dew.
56. Yo mama so small, she uses a pocketbike for transportation.
57. Yo mama so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.
58. Yo mama so short, her v*gina is directly between her breasts.
59. Yo mama so short, she committed suicide by jumping off the bed.
60. Yo mama so short, ant man used her as a butt plug.

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61. Yo mama so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
62. Yo mama so short, she pole dances on a bar stool.
63. Yo mama hair so short, when she gets it braided it looks like stitches.
64. Yo mama so short, doctors use a broomstick to measure her height.
65. Yo mama’s arms so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
66. Yo mama so short, she couldn’t reach her goals.
67. Yo mama so short, captain Olimar couldn’t even see her.
68. Yo mama so short, when she locked herself out she walked under the door.
69. Yo mama so short, she has to climb to reach her doorknob.
70. Yo mama so short, Jotaro thought she was Koichi.
71. Yo mama so short, she bathes in a cup.
72. Yo mama so short, she does the backstroke in a teaspoon of water.
73. Yo mama so short, she hangs out with toys.
74. Yo mama so short, she needs a parachute to jump off a sheet of paper.
75. Yo mama so short, your toy collection is her museum.

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“We hope you’ve enjoyed this lighthearted collection of Yo Mama So Short jokes. But if you’re craving something a bit edgier, don’t miss out on our Dark Yo Mama Jokes blog post, where we explore the humor that lurks in the shadows. Head over there now and prepare for a laughter-filled journey to the dark side!