50 Funny Yo Mama Christmas Jokes to Jingle Your Bells

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Jessica Amlee

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“Yo mama” jokes are a classic and playful form of humor that has been around for decades. These jokes typically involve a humorous, exaggerated statement about someone’s mother, intended purely for laughs and not to be taken seriously. The charm of “yo mama” jokes lies in their simplicity and the creativity of the punchlines, which often involve hyperboles or absurd scenarios. While these jokes can sometimes tread the line of good taste, they’re generally shared in good spirit among friends as a lighthearted, teasing form of banter. They’ve become a staple in pop culture, often seen in TV shows, movies, and playful exchanges among friends.

When it comes to “Yo Mama Jokes” on Christmas, these take the classic format and give it a festive twist, merging the humor of “yo mama” jokes with the joy and quirks of the holiday season. These jokes play on typical Christmas scenarios, traditions, or characters, incorporating the exaggerated and playful style typical of “yo mama” jokes. They are a fun way to add some extra laughter to holiday celebrations, perfect for breaking the ice at Christmas parties or bringing a smile to family gatherings. As with all humor of this kind, the key is to keep the jokes light-hearted and in the spirit of festive fun, ensuring they add to the holiday cheer.

Best Yo Mama Jokes for Christmas 

  1. Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
  2. Yo mama so dazzling, your dad glues her to the outside of your house at Christmas.
  3. Yo mama is always ready for Christmas. Her stockings are stuffed year round.
  4. Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
  5. Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed a marathon of Christmas movies.
  6. Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus three bucks!
  7. Yo mama so poor, The Grinch didn’t rob her.
  8. Santa eats tons of cookies, but still not as fat as yo mama.
  9. Yo mama so fat because of the cookies you THINK you leave for Santa Claus to eat every Christmas. Santa has to fast on Christmas, you guys.
  10. Yo mama so old, her first Christmas was THE first Christmas.
  11. Yo mama so ugly when Santa saw her, he said, “NO NO NO!”
  12. Yo mama so dumb,she thought you got eggnog from an eggplant.
  13. Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – and she looked!
  14. Yo mama so fat when I slapped her a** on Christmas and it didn’t stop juggling ‘til New Year’s Eve.
  15. Yo mama like a Christmas tree, everyone hangs their balls on her.

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  1. Yo mama so ugly, not even the Grinch wanted to steal her Christmas.
  2. Yo mama so easy, the mommy they sang about who was kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe was yours.
  3. Yo mama so poor, every time Santa gives her coal, she makes money off of it!
  4. Yo mama so fat, Santa never allowed her to sit on his lap.
  5. Yo mama so white, when she made a snow angel, she was declared missing.
  6. Yo mama so fat, she put the mass in Christmas.
  7. Yo mama so clumsy, when she tried to help in Santa’s workshop, the elves declared it a safety hazard!
  8. Yo mama has more beard than Santa.
  9. Yo mama so dumb, she thinks blitzkrieg is one of Santa’s reindeer.
  10. Yo mama so skinny, people confuse her for Jack Skellington.
  11. Yo mama so fat, all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet.
  12. Yo mama so fat, she ate Santa’s cookies and drank his milk.
  13. Yo mama so ugly, when she celebrated Christmas, people thought she was Krampus.
  14. Yo mama so ugly, she’d look better as the Grinch.
  15. Yo mama so loud, when she speaks, even Santa’s reindeer cover their ears!

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  1. Yo mama so mean, she gave others a toilet roll for a Christmas present.
  2. Yo mama so hot, when Santa Claus saw her, he gave her all the presents.
  3. Yo mama so American, she wraps the Christmas gifts with the American flag.
  4. Yo mama so fat and stupid, when the doctor told her to lose weight by eating broccoli, the Christmas tree went missing!
  5. Yo mama so slow, when she tried to race Santa’s reindeers, they had time to deliver presents around the world and still lap her!
  6. Yo mama so ugly, they thought the Grinch was coming early.
  7. Yo mama so tough, when she watches ‘The Nutcracker,’ it’s the nuts that crack in fear!
  8. Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg’s holiday album.
  9. Yo mama so ugly, Santa pays an elf to drop off her gifts at Christmas.
  10. Yo mama so stupid, she hangs dumbbells on the Christmas tree.
  11. Yo mama so shiny, she makes tinsel look like a dull string of spaghetti!
  12. Yo mama so ugly, she replaced Jim Carrey when The Grinch movie got a remake!
  13. Yo mama so fat, Santa thought she was Mrs.Claus.
  14. Yo mama so short, people user her as star for their Christmas tree.
  15. Yo mama so ugly, when people get underneath the mistletoe with her, they shake her hand.
  16. Yo mama so stingy, even Scrooge lends her money for Christmas shopping!
  17. Yo mama so poor by the time you got an elf on the shelf, it was Christmas.
  18. Yo mama so easy, The Grinch has a book about how she stole his virginity.
  19. Yo mama so lazy, she thought a ‘Silent Night’ was just her not having to do any chores!
  20. Yo mama so old, she knew Frosty the Snowman when he was just a puddle!
  21. Yo mama so bad at cooking, even the gingerbread men try to run away before she bakes them!

If you are looking for more jokes then move onto our blog on Christmas dad jokes. Or do you have a funny Yo Mama joke for Christmas? Write down the one-liners in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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