Leaves crunching under your shoes, chilly winds chasing away the summer heat, and pumpkin spice finding its way into every snack, that’s how Fall makes its grand entrance. It’s the season when nature changes outfits daily, and everyone suddenly becomes an expert on scarves. Right after you’ve admired the colorful chaos, that’s when Fall Jokes sneak in, making the season even brighter.
The fun doesn’t stop at the falling leaves, Fall jokes tumble in just as quickly. They have a way of jumping into conversations like acorns dropping from trees, catching you off guard and making you laugh at the most unexpected times. It’s like the season itself is cracking jokes, keeping everyone warm with laughter before winter shows up.

Best Fall Jokes

It’s time for jokes about Fall…
They just have to be harvested.

What do you get if you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter?
Pumpkin π.

What kind of car does one drive in the fall season?
An autumnobile.

What’s an acorn?
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn’t too bad either.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.

UK: We call it “Autumn”, from the French word “Automne”, and later, from the Latin “autumnus”.
USA: We call it FALL because leaves fall down.

Why is Pride month in the summer, rather than during the autumn season?
Because the Pride comes before the fall.

If a male pumpkin is named Gord, what is his wife’s name?
Melonie.

How did Grandma know it was autumn?
She had a fall sensor.

Autumn is most people’s favorite season.
It is like it is the de-fall-t.

Why are Dad jokes like a fall harvest?
The cornier the better.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away…
An orange a day keeps the plumber away…
Basically, if you throw fruit at people, they go away.

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Why wasn’t autumn included in the list of seasons?
Because somebody had to take the fall.

Why is it easy to trick a leaf in October?
They will fall for anything.

How do aliens harvest their crops?
With tractor beams.

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.

What’s the worst part of an apple addiction?
You can’t see a doctor about it.

It was fall, and the natives on the reservation asked their new chief if it was going to be a cold winter.
Raised in the ways of the modern world, the chief had never been taught the old secrets and had no way of knowing whether the winter would be cold or mild. To be on the safe side, he advised the tribe to collect wood and be prepared for a cold winter.
A few days later, as a practical afterthought, he called the National Weather Service and asked whether they were forecasting a cold winter. The meteorologist replied that, indeed, he thought the winter would be quite cold. The chief advised the tribe to stock even more wood.
A couple of weeks later, the chief checked in again with the Weather Service. “Does it still look like a cold winter?” asked the chief.
“It sure does,” replied the meteorologist. “It looks like a very cold winter.” The chief advised the tribe to gather up every scrap of wood they could find.
A couple of weeks later, the chief called the Weather Service again and asked how the winter was looking at that point. The meteorologist said, “We’re now forecasting that it will be one of the coldest winters on record!”
“Really?” said the chief. “How can you be so sure?”
The meteorologist replied, “The natives are collecting wood like crazy!”

How do you make leaves fall off trees?
You don’t, they do it autumn-atically.

What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested?
The kind that doesn’t lettuce.

What do you call an acorn in space?
An astronut.

What’s it called when a bunch of apples roll down a hill?
An appleanche.

Why is Cinderella so bad at basketball?
Her coach is a pumpkin.

What is the only place in the world where Leafs fall in the spring?
Toronto.

A girl named Autumn tried to prank me.
I didn’t fall for it!

What is the dung beetle’s favorite Halloween treat?
Feces pieces.

What do turkeys eat for dessert?
Peach gobbler.

Poppa bird, Momma bird, and Baby bird were sitting on a wire one fall morning when Poppa bird said, “My instincts tell me it’s time to fly south.”
Momma bird chirps in, “My instincts are also telling me it’s time to fly south.”
Baby bird looks at them confused and said, “Well, my end stinks, but it doesn’t tell me nothing!”

What is a spy’s favorite season?
Fall because of the leavesdropping.

What did the seaweed say when it was being harvested?
“Kelp me.”

What do you call a heavy pumpkin?
A plumpkin.

Did you know that when leaves fall off trees in the fall, it’s because of nostalgia?
They’re trying to get back to their roots.

When vegans have an argument, is it still beef?
No. It’s leaf.

If you have 17 apples in one hand and 14 apples in the other hand, what do you have?
Really big hands.

What’s the saddest side dish?
Sweet potato cries.

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best.
Winter: “Well, you can build snowmen, and the snow is so beautiful. And Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!”
Spring: “Well, sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can’t get much better than that!
Summer: “Yes, but I am undoubtedly the overall best season, girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can’t top that. What about you, Fall? What do you have to offer?”
Fall: * leaves *

What do you call a turkey that was served during Thanksgiving but still capable of pinching, biting, hitting, and tripping people?
A poultry-geist!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?
It sits on a leaf and waits for fall.

What did the pumpkin say when it dropped its baby?
“Oh my gourd!”

Did you know the first computer dates back to Adam and Eve?
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

What did the human say to the leaf?
“Nice of you to drop by!”

Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?
Pulp Friction.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years?
Pete.

Why must pears be eaten quickly after harvest?
Because they’re pearishable.

Why was the UN concerned when a waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it was the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease and the breakup of china.

What do you get from a falling pumpkin?
Squashed.

What does the leaf say to the trunk when the tree ages?
“Put a ring on it.”

What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing. Apples can’t talk, you idiot.

Why did the scarecrow win the award?
He was outstanding in his field.

A Canadian woman lives with her family in a forest near the border with the US.
One fall morning, her son comes home from town holding a letter. He approaches the woman and says:
“According to this letter, the United States wants to consider this area as part of Montana. The Canadian government agrees, but says that since we’re the only family living here, they want our permission to sign this land over to the US.”
The woman jumps out of her chair and exclaims, “Where do I sign? I don’t think I can stand another Canadian winter!”

How are you supposed to talk in the Apple library?
With your incider voice.

What does the tree say in the fall?
“Leaf me alone.”

Pumpkins are fun to have at parties.
They know how to have a gourd time.

What did one leaf pore say to the other?
“What’s stomata with you?”

What do you call a harvest of dad jokes?
A cornycopia.

What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?
The Spice Girls.

Why didn’t Apple want to sing?
Cause Samsung.

A farmer is having a bad harvesting season.
Nothing grew. He’s trying to think about how to break the news to his wife and kids. They’ll lose the house. They could starve. They spent so many hours tilling the fields and breaking their backs and they have nothing to show for it. He thinks of all the hours of his children’s youth that he stole from them, and for nothing. He has never known regret like this. He has never known a pain this deep.
He goes home and he says a prayer for his family’s future and to beg God’s forgiveness for whatever sin caused him this turmoil. God hears him and takes pity. He sends Jesus down in his divine overalls, and Jesus plants a whole field of corn, and it grows to maturity overnight. Jesus goes home and sleeps soundly after a day of honest work. The farmer goes out to his field the next morning and is shocked to find enough corn to feed not only his family, but the whole town.
He looks at the field and says, “holy crop.”

What is Aladdin’s favorite thing on Halloween?
A boo!

Why do trees hate going to school in September and October?
Because they’re easily stumped.

If money really did grow on trees, then what would everyone’s favorite season be?
Fall.

How do trees get on the Internet?
They log on.

How will they harvest herbs in the future?
They will use Thyme machine.

If pumpkins were originally placed outside of houses to ward off evil spirits…
Would that mean they were on gourd duty?!

Why’s it so hard to stop eating Thanksgiving leftovers?
You just can’t quit cold turkey.

What’s an elephant’s favorite fall vegetable?
Squash.

When does an apple wake up?
Whenever it ap-pulls itself out of bed.

What is the biggest problem with Fall jokes?
No one falls for it.

A head chef of a famous restaurant bought three sheeps named A, B, and C.
The head chef puts a pumpkin on A, says to the sous chef, “If you put a pumpkin on A, it does nothing”.
Again, the same thing happens with B. Nothing.
But when the head chef puts the pumpkin on C, it suddenly stands on its hind legs, goes to the kitchen, and starts cooking a gourmet meal while cursing at the kitchen staff.
Now the head chef calmly turned to the sous chef and said, “Now do you see what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen?”

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
A little chili.

Who is a grain harvester’s favorite musical artist?
Hall’n Oates.

Why did the apple pie go to the doctor?
Because it needed a filling.

If tomatoes are fruit, why is there a tomato in Veggietales?
The gourd works in mysterious ways.

What time of year do people get injured the most?
In the fall.

Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the Fall?
They were autumn mated.

What do you call an apple with paraplegia?
Snapple.

Do you have a funny Fall Joke? Write down your best ones in the comment section below!