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50 Falling Jokes For Those Who Can’t Watch Their Step

Falling Jokes For People
Hilarious Falling Jokes

Why do we laugh when someone Falls? According to Dr William F Frey, founder of Gelotology – which is the science of the effects of laughter, the fall happens in a play frame. This is a real-life event in a non-serious context because if a person fell off the Burj Khalifa, the results would be quite, mortally threatening and most importantly, not funny. If the person just casually walking trips and falls then that creates the play frame in which we assume that they are not going to be hurt and so we can safely laugh at them.

Below are the funniest falling jokes and puns that will make you ROFL.

Best Falling Jokes 

What does it mean if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it?

It means that the illegal logging business is a success.


What is the law of falling?

After falling, first, you think if someone has seen you and not about pain.


What did the horse say after it had fallen down?

“Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.”


Why did the old man fall into the well?

He couldn’t see that well.


What happens when you buy London Bridge trousers?

They keep falling down.


Why did the cat fall off the roof?

Because its mu wasn’t big enough.


What do you call a book on how to fall down the stairs?

It’s a step-by-step guide.


How did the bike fall over?

It was two tired.


Why did the accountant keep falling over?

He couldn’t find his balance sheet.


When do monkeys fall from the sky?

During APE-ril showers.


Why did the hipster end up falling in the lake?

He went ice skating before it was cool.


How do you know you are old?

Fall down infront of people – if they laugh, you’re young. If they panic, you’re old.


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What happens when a goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff?

Ba dum tss.


Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.


What do you tell your neighbor who blamed your gravel for making him fall?

But it was his dumb asphalt.


What happens when inmates fall in love?

They finish each other’s sentences.


Why caused the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn’t have any real roots.


Without a parachute, how do you survive a fall?

Like any other season.


Where do pets go when their tails fall off?

The retail store.


What are the similarities between best friends and trees?

They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.


Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms or legs.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Not Sally.


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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh.

10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat.


How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall.


Why did the Roman Empire fall?

Oh, the problems were legion.


What did the boyfriend tell his girlfriend?

“Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.”


How did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?

She let it go, let it go.


Why are gravity jokes so funny?

They are old but people fall for them everytime.


What is cowhide mainly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.


What’s the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky?

One of them is a meatier shower.


Why don’t Africans go on cruises?

They’re not falling for that one again.


Why do painters always fall for their models?

Because they love them with all of their art.


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Two blondes fell down a well.

“Isn’t it dark down here?” one asks the other.

“I’m not sure,” says the other one. “I can’t see anything.”


How do you make a man who is on his phone fall off a jet ski?

Wave.


Why shouldn’t you walk through a field of mushrooms?

It’s quite a tripping hazard.


How do you know if a wishing well is functional?

If your mother-in-law falls in it.


Friend: Would you like to play fall guys?

Other Friend: Absolutely.

Friend: Okay, so let me ju…Wait, where you’re going?

Other Friend: I’m going to jump.

Friend: Why is that?

Other Friend: Are we still playing Fall Guys?


Did you fall from heaven?

Because you really did damage to your face.


Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.


What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over?

The I Fell Tower.


What is a headmaster of a school in a magical world called when falling down the stairs?

Tumbledore.


What’s the difference between an apple and an Emo kid?

The Apple falls from the tree.


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What do leaves and depressed people have in common?

Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn’t.


Have you got to hear about the guy who fell down the airport stairs?

Nearly missed the whole flight.


What do you call a skunk that falls out of the sky?

A stink bomb.


How do people in wheelchairs go down the stairs?

Fast.


What happened to the paleontologist who tripped down the stairs?

He broke his Ankylosaurus.


What do Cowboys do instead of rolling joints?

They tumble weed.


What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?

She is seen falling in background.


What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.


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What happens when two boats fall in love?

Row-mance.


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