Christmas at work can turn the most serious coworkers into cheerful candy cane lovers. One moment everyone is talking about deadlines and reports, and the next moment someone is hanging a giant glittery snowflake on the office printer. The boss suddenly becomes extra nice, and people start bringing snacks that may or may not be older than last Friday. The office begins to feel like a strange winter carnival where everyone pretends they are organized and festive at the same time.
Christmas jokes for work become part of the chaos. Someone laughs too loudly, someone else groans and pretends to walk away, and the rest try to act cool while holding back a smile. By the end of the day, everyone has secretly enjoyed the jokes even if they refused to admit it. No matter how busy the season gets, those silly office jokes make the place feel just a little more fun and a lot less stressful.

Best Christmas Jokes

Why is Christmas just like another day in the office?
Because you do all the hard work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

An employee asks his boss, “Can I have two weeks off for Christmas?” His boss replied, “It’s May…”, to which the employee responded,
“Oh, sorry. May I have two weeks off for Christmas?”

At work, I noticed the computer department has started putting up Christmas decorations.
IT’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

What do you call a cop who works on Christmas Day?
Police Navidad.

How is Amazon a lot like Santa Claus?
It brings gifts to our homes, gets busy around Christmas, and is very eager for our cookies.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
He needed a trim!

What do elves put out at the North Pole when they are doing road work?
Snow cones.

How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle.

Three men are talking at work the day after Christmas.
It wasn’t long before one of them starts bragging. “I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in only 6 seconds!”
“What is it?” The others ask.
“A brand new Mercedes!”
“Ha, but I’ve bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in only 3 seconds!” Said one of the others.
“What is it?” The first guy asks.
“A brand new Porsche!”
“You guys are pathetic.” Said the third guy. “The present I’ve bought goes from 0 to 100 in half a second!”
“A scale.”

Why do computer scientists always confuse Christmas and Halloween?
Its cause DEC 25 = OCT 31.

What operating system do Advent calendars use?
Windows 24.

Your co-workers are like your Christmas lights…
Half of them don’t work, and the other half aren’t that bright.

What kind of bike does Santa ride in his spare time?
A Holly Davidson.

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A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drink driving, as we are getting close to Christmas, and the Police are out there checking on people.
Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing led to another, and I had a few too many cocktails and then went on to the wine. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and take a Bus home.
Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a Bus, they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I’ve never driven a Bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from….

One of the best gifts I got for Christmas this year is a whiteboard for my office.
It’s remarkable.

Did you hear about the Christmas tree that became an officer in the army?
He was highly decorated.

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.

What did the Christmas tree do after its bank closed?
He started his own branch!

A man goes into his boss’s office.
Man: “I was just checking in to see if I could get the day off to help my wife do the yearly Christmas cleaning?”
Boss: “Absolutely not.”
Man: “Thank you so much, I knew I could count on you.”

Why does Santa only have to work one day a year?
There’s a Claus in his contract.

What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
Saint-nickel-less.

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Why does the dyslexic guy have to work every Christmas?
He sold his soul to Santa!

How does Frosty the Snowman get online?
He uses the winter-net!

Three co-workers stopped for a drink after work on Christmas Eve.
One drink led to another, and they progressed to some serious partying. Later in the evening, they were on their way to another spot when their drunken driver crashed the car, killing them instantly.
The three find themselves in front of the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. He tells them, “Normally we do a pretty thorough background check, but we’re short staffed due to the holiday, so there’s a special deal right now. Show some proof that you were celebrating Christmas, and you get into Heaven.”
One guy goes through his pockets, pulls out his lighter, flicks it and says, “There you go, a Christmas Candle.”
St. Peter says, “What the hell, it’s Christmas. Go on in.”
The second guy pulls out his keys, jingles them, and says, “Christmas bells.”
St. Peter says, “Fine, whatever. You’re in.”
The third guy goes through his pockets and finally pulls out a pair of skimpy women’s panties.
“There you go. Can I go in?”
St. Peter says, “I’m willing to stretch the rules a bit, but what on earth does a pair of panties have to do with Christmas?”
“They’re Carol’s.”

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is…
Looking for a job the next day.

At the office Christmas party I received bondage gear.
It was a gag gift.

What kind of car do elves drive?
Toy-otas!

Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?
He was searching for some holiday spirit.

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. “Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?”
“Even worse,” she assured him in her most scornful one. “You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the chairman of the company to his face.”
“He’s an arrogant, self-important prick, pi$$ on him!”
“You did. All over his thousand dollar suit, ” Louise informed him. “And he fired you.”
“Well, ∫cuk him,” said John.
“I did. You’re back at work on Monday.”

How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?
They signed a peace tree-ty!

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What is a librarian’s favorite Christmas song?
Silent Night!

Office Depot had its Christmas party last night, but there wasn’t a lot of dancing going on.
Makes sense because they are a stationary company after all.

What type of music do Santa’s elves listen to while working?
Rap music.

Santa was working.
And year after year, his workshop got expensive, so he started phasing out the elves with trolls. The trolls were larger and not quite as smart, but they were way cheaper and about 75% as effective. Santa didn’t fire any elves, but as they got old and retired, he replaced them with trolls. Over the years, there came to be one single old elf that continued to hold on and work, which Santa allowed. The trolls resented him because he made a lot more for doing what they though to be the same quality of work. They went on strike.
After a few days, Santa sat them down, told them to stop striking, and exclaimed, “Stop this now! A house divided against its elf cannot stand.”

Why did the police department raid Santa’s workshop?
They had probable Clause.

What would Santa be if he were a farmer?
A jolly rancher.

How do you get Santa Claus to attend your Office Christmas party?
You request his presents.

Where does Santa always stay when he goes on any vacation?
At the ho-ho-ho-tel.

A boy told his teacher he wanted to be Santa.
“Why so? It seems like a lot of work,” said the teacher.
“Because Santa knows where all the naughty girls live.”

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Why did Santa Claus run for office in Nova Scotia?
To have a Maritime.

How did Scrooge with the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!

Why does Santa use GPS?
He doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.

Do you have a funny Christmas Joke for work? Write down your best jokes in the comment section below!