I once swallowed a dictionary
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It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
This joke is a pun that plays on the word “thesaurus,” which is a reference book that lists words grouped together according to similarity of meaning (containing synonyms and sometimes antonyms). The humor arises from the double meaning of “thesaurus.” In one sense, it’s the reference book, but when spoken, it sounds like “the sorest,” which would describe a very sore throat. The joke suggests that swallowing a dictionary (a book of words) could literally give someone a sore throat, but the punchline twists it to reference another type of word book, the thesaurus, while maintaining the sore throat theme.
Be prepared for the worst vowel movement ever.
Must have been hard to take back every word you’ve ever said.
Careful when you pass it, it could spell disaster!
I was pulling a buncha random words out my ass for days.
And the next day when it came out, you had thesaurass.
Im at a loss for words.
It left me with no words to describe how I felt…