What are the best Pee-Wee Herman jokes?
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What do John Wilkes Booth and Pee-Wee Herman have in common?
They both shot someone in the back of the head in a theater.
While watching “Pee Wee’s Big Holiday”, my wife recognized Pee Wee and asked “Isn’t he a pervert or something?”
I told her.
“He was arrested for masturbating in an adult theater, but I think he got off.”
What were Pee Wee Herman’s favorite Baseball Teams?
The Expos and The Yankees.
Why was Pee Wee’s Playhouse such a profitable movie?
The studio had Large Margins.
Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest?
Experts say it’s because he was a master baiter.
Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?
He was choking the chicken.
What’s Pee Wee Herman’s favorite holiday?
Palm Sunday.
There were only two people ever shot in a theatre:
Abraham Lincoln and the guy in front of Paul Reubens.
Why did Pee Wee Herman fire his lawyer?
He wanted to get himself off.
Actor Paul Reubens, also known as Pee Wee Herman has died at age 70.
His publicist stated that his last words were, ‘I want my bike, I want my bike.’