Why did the kid cross the road?
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He forgot to buckle his seatbelt.
This joke uses an unexpected twist on the classic “Why did the chicken cross the road?” setup. It subverts the expectation of a simple, innocent answer by introducing a darker element – the implication that the child crossed the road not by walking, but as a result of a car accident caused by not buckling a seatbelt. The humor is intended to come from the surprise and absurdity of the situation.
Because the kid was stapled to the chicken.
To get to the other slide.
because he wanted to have chicken in dinner
because Simon said so