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What do you call a dead polar bear?
Whatever you want, it can't hear you now.
Whatever you want, it can’t hear you now.
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What does a lesbian bring on her second date? All her stuff to move in with you.
What does a lesbian bring on her second date?
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What is the Nike No Joke Ad?
So a Serbian guy walks into an arena. Wins an MVP. Wins another one. Helps lead his team to the Playoffs. Then the Finals. Wins a ring. Brings a city together. And everyone is happy. That's it. That's the punchline. No joke.
So a Serbian guy walks into an arena. Wins an MVP. Wins another one. Helps lead his team to the Playoffs. Then the Finals. Wins a ring. Brings a city together. And everyone is happy. That’s it. That’s the punchline. No joke.
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First, they find space.
First, they find space.
See lessWhat do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!
Depresso!
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A Labracadabrador.
A Labracadabrador.
See lessWhat did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe idiot, breathe."
“Breathe idiot, breathe.”
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