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What did the black cat say when he lost all his money?
"I'm paw!"
“I’m paw!”
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"You gotta be kitten me."
“You gotta be kitten me.”
See lessWhat do you call a dwarf in a tumble dryer?
A midget spinner.
A midget spinner.
See lessWhat do you call a redhead in a beer bath?
Ginger Ale.
Ginger Ale.
See lessWhy can't orphans be gay?
Because they are bi themselves.
Because they are bi themselves.
See lessWhy did the kid cross the road?
He forgot to buckle his seatbelt.
He forgot to buckle his seatbelt.
See lessWhy do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
Because you can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Because you can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
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