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Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?
It let his gourd down.
It let his gourd down.
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They always punch up the fuckline.
They always punch up the fuckline.
See lessWhy did the Jew cross the road?
His nose was already on the other side.
His nose was already on the other side.
See lessWhy did the banana split?
Because it saw the ice cream!
Because it saw the ice cream!
See lessWhy do emo kids hate high fives?
They're always left hanging.
They’re always left hanging.
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Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
See lessWhy did the ginger cross the road?
To buy sunscreen.
To buy sunscreen.
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