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Why aren't flowers sold in a monastery?
To prevent florist Friahs.
To prevent florist Friahs.
See lessWhat do you call friends you like to eat with?
Tastebuds.
Tastebuds.
See lessWhy shouldn't you tell a joke to an egg?
It’ll crack-up.
It’ll crack-up.
See lessWhy do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Because they don’t like fast food.
See lessWhat do you call a lesbian octopus?
A lick-a-lot-o-puss.
A lick-a-lot-o-puss.
See lessWhat is the Rudolph report card joke?
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history.
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
See lessBecause he went down in history.
How many teeth do cats have?
You: How many teeth do cats have? Friend: I don't know! You: How many feet do chickens have? Friend: Two. You: Looks like you know more about c*ck than pu**y!
You: How many teeth do cats have?
See lessFriend: I don’t know!
You: How many feet do chickens have?
Friend: Two.
You: Looks like you know more about c*ck than pu**y!