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What is the 'Does your face hurt?' joke?
My dad looked at me and asked, "Does your face hurt?" "Because it's killing me."
My dad looked at me and asked, “Does your face hurt?”
See less“Because it’s killing me.”
What fruit do twins love?
A pear.
A pear.
See lessWhy was the baby cookie sad?
Because his mom was a wafer so long.
Because his mom was a wafer so long.
See lessWhat is the OVNR joke?
I'm playing scrabble with Midge Ure. I've only got 4 letters left but they mean nothing to me. OVNR.
I’m playing scrabble with Midge Ure.
See lessI’ve only got 4 letters left but they mean nothing to me.
OVNR.
Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?
They said that she had a mean flow!
They said that she had a mean flow!
See lessWhy is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because you know he is actually guilty.
Because you know he is actually guilty.
See lessWhat's another name for coming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Loading the dishwasher.
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