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What is your best Children in Need Jokes?
Dr. Ranj is learning to swim as his Children In Need challenge. Let's hope he inspires all P*kis to take a bath too...you know...just once in their lives...?!
Dr. Ranj is learning to swim as his Children In Need challenge.
See lessLet’s hope he inspires all P*kis to take a bath too…you know…just once in their lives…?!
What is the Letsby Avenue joke?
What is a policeman's address? 999 Letsby Avenue.
What is a policeman’s address?
See less999 Letsby Avenue.
Why do they call it Black Friday?
It is because we're getting things at a steal.
It is because we’re getting things at a steal.
See lessWhy are pirates called pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRR!
Because they ARRRRRRR!
See lessWhat is the Paraplegic strip club joke?
I went to a Paraplegic Strip Club the other day... The place was crawling with pu**y.
I went to a Paraplegic Strip Club the other day…
See lessThe place was crawling with pu**y.
What's something a dentist can say but a gynecologist cannot?
“I'm a dentist.”
“I’m a dentist.”
See lessWhat is a meal with bad manners joke?
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying: "ThatRead more
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
See lessMichael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying: “That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”
Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?”
Johnny said, “I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.”