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How does a turkey travel?
By gravy train.
By gravy train.
See lessWhat's the other name for putting a load in the dishwasher?
My wife prefers to call it intercourse.
My wife prefers to call it intercourse.
See lessWhat do bees make?
You: Hey, Hey. Do you know what bees make? She: I don’t know. Honey? You: Yes dear?
You: Hey, Hey. Do you know what bees make?
See lessShe: I don’t know. Honey?
You: Yes dear?
Do you know what bees make?
You: Hey, Hey. Do you know what bees make? She: I don't know. Honey? You: Yes dear?
You: Hey, Hey. Do you know what bees make?
See lessShe: I don’t know. Honey?
You: Yes dear?
How do you wash your hands over the holidays?
Hand Santa-tizer.
Hand Santa-tizer.
See lessWhat do you call Santa when he has no money?
Ho-Ho-Homeless.
Ho-Ho-Homeless.
See lessWhat do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
Rude-olph.
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