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Why did the bird go to the hospital?
It needed a tweetment.
It needed a tweetment.
See lessWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Tweethearts!
See lessWhat do you call birds that stick together?
Vel-crows!
Vel-crows!
See lessWhat kind of bird can write?
A pen-guin.
A pen-guin.
See lessWhat is the Marines and Crayons joke?
We all know Marines eat crayons, but what's their favorite flavor of crayon? Crayonberry.
We all know Marines eat crayons, but what’s their favorite flavor of crayon?
See lessCrayonberry.
Why did the french fry cross the road?
They were the other side.
They were the other side.
See lessWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
"Shall we go for a dip?"
“Shall we go for a dip?”
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