Lost your password? Please enter your email address. You will receive a link and will create a new password via email.
Please briefly explain why you feel this question should be reported.
Please briefly explain why you feel this answer should be reported.
Please briefly explain why you feel this user should be reported.
Welcome to community! Unleash your inner comedian & ask questions to get hilariously witty answers, dad jokes, & puns galore. Join the fun, banter, & chuckles - where laughter is our 1st language!
Create A New Account
What do you call fake potatoes?
Imitaters.
Imitaters.
See lessWhat do you call a potato who reads the news?
A commen-tater!
A commen-tater!
See lessWhat do you call a reluctant potato?
A hesitater.
A hesitater.
See lessWhat do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile.
A snowmobile.
See lessWhat did the ocean say to the iceberg?
You crack me up!
You crack me up!
See lessWhy do elephants have such big trunks?
So they have somewhere to put their groceries when they go shopping.
So they have somewhere to put their groceries when they go shopping.
See lessWhy was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose.
He was picking his nose.
See less