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What is the Horologist Joke in Pirates of the Caribbean 5?
Carina Smyth: My calculations are precise and true. I am not only an astronomer, I'm also a Horologist. (crew sighs) Jack Sparrow: No shame in that dear. We'all all have to earn a living, eh? (The crew nods) Carina Smyth: No, no I'm a Horologist. Scrum: So was my mum but she didn't cry as loud as yoRead more
Carina Smyth: My calculations are precise and true. I am not only an astronomer, I’m also a Horologist. (crew sighs)
See lessJack Sparrow: No shame in that dear. We’all all have to earn a living, eh? (The crew nods)
Carina Smyth: No, no I’m a Horologist.
Scrum: So was my mum but she didn’t cry as loud as you.
Carina Smyth: You saying your mother was academically inclined?
Jack Sparrow: More like horizontally, reclined. (everyone laughs)
Carina Smyth: Horology is the study of time.
Scrum: And she was always looking at watch.
Marty: I can vouch for that.
Why are there poptarts but no momtarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
Because of the pastryarchy.
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Sure, when Kim Kardashian does it, it's cool, but when Batman does it, suddenly everyone is uncomfortable.
Sure, when Kim Kardashian does it, it’s cool, but when Batman does it, suddenly everyone is uncomfortable.
See lessWhat do you call a whale with no pants on?
Free Willy.
Free Willy.
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Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
See lessWhy do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
Because it’s too far to walk!
See lessWhy are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
Because people are dying to get in!
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